So I just found panties on our kitchen floor that had a slit in the vagina section. Does that mean shes open for sex, or she has a penis?
Ryan Ross and Jon Walker left panic at the disco today.
I predict a mass suicide of the 14 year old girl population...
Woke up to a denim duvet cover this morning... why r guys so tacky?
So. Camera broke because I tried to wash it under the sink, kristi had to take me home and I woke up to my computer showing me that I googled how t take more than one shot at a time. I'd say the night was a success.
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Chapter 6 - how to lose your underwear in chicago
i have 90 minutes to kick this food poisoning or josh's first experience with buttsex will be his last
She said I looked exactly like my dad. Then she made out with me. Should I be questionable?
Whoever labeled dysfunctional a bad thing obviously never saw this frinedship coming.
words I never want to hear dad say again: "Trevor you sexy man you"
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Blood work from physical was all good, apparently heavy alcohol use agrees with me
I just got nudes while talking in the third person. Not sure if I Should be proud or ashamed.
What did the sign say that bob stapled to his ass?
Ick. That's not even the fun kind of punishment.
Will Smith has a direct hotline to my emotions
You’re like one of those doomsday preppers, but for your vagina
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