im too high. i could barely wash my hair, let alone handle a whole shower
I woke up this morning with a hospital armband on containing all the information off my fake i.d. WTF did we do last night!?!?
airport. 106 proof japanese liquor. 4 little travel size containers. im proud to be smarter than the average american.
its not like she's the last girl on the planet with symmetrical breasts and great skin
ya she's here .. it looks like she just gave up and passed out on the floor
the bouncer watched the girl drop her ID, saw me pick it up and say OMG SHE LOOKS LIKE ME, and then let me use it to get into the bar
did we cross streams again? the only thing I remember is seeing a dick
I cannot even. Taco bell reception. Beers. New friends from Georgia.
I woke up smelling like the ciroc you tried pouring into my mouth last night. I think my clothes are still soaked
My goal this weekend is to get a number that goes with the penis I take him.
Aspirations
Glow Paint looked great for the Black Light Party last night, Tonight having a glow in the dark Pizza on my arm, not so much.
I think the reason she hasn't text me back is because I spanked her ass with Hulk Hands
At least your road beer policy is responsible. Well, relatively speaking.
THAT'S NOT NICE
NEITHER WAS PROMISING NOT TO TAKE MY SISTER'S VIRGINITY, THEN PROMPTLY DOING SO
I think that maybe Alyssa may of had too much to drink. is it normal for her to straddle random people in quizno's?
Randomize
