Mind blown. Apparently, it's PRErogative, not PERogative. I blame Bobby Brown.
When I asked if she spit or swallow she replied "I never learned how to spit"
New major. Tourism Management. I dont know what it is but it sounds like something all the stupid slutty failed business management majors do.
Just because I tried to backhand you with a fist full of cash does not make me violent
He stopped replying so I told him I got tested and it came back positive for chlamydia to see if he replied. His phone magically works again!
I just used a baby fork as a roach clip. I am totally the cool aunt.
My unemployment came through so I'd like to thank the taxpayers of Utah in advance for my level of intoxication this weekend
Whatever. I am not explaining the physics of my dick slapping.
That's a good 5 hours of "I have no fucking idea what I did".
I'm getting married
To pizza
I serenaded the cat in the hat for a few 90s songs but idk who he is
only i would get off to receiving death threats online
I'm hosting my annual valentine's day party tomorrow with every hookup I've ever had. thoughts on how it will turn out ??
You use your abs way more than I realized. Btw multiple orgasms is the best thing I've ever discovered.
My conscious state is steadily increasing towards drunkenness.
Randomize
