Wow senior week shows you new things about yourself
Is this the I'm gay speech?
I got my half for the rent already.I called the cops on the drug dealer neighbor and got a 500 bucks as a reward
you kept singing the copa cabana and saying HAVE A BANANA to random people on the street. you also went up to this poor short guy and hugged him while proceeding to yell I LOVE YOU CHILD MAN into his face. please tell me you're sober now
It's okay. My lingerie drawer is skanky enough for the two of us. Even across borders.
Tomorrow, you will get a text, and it will bE spelled right, that's me yo, certify ya soon
Steve called. He needs me to pick him up. He also asked for a set of his clothes, he can't find them. He is such a strong motivation to stay sober.
You slammed your face into the toilet and declared you were moving your bed into the bathroom in the morning. Also, you insisted on crawling everywhere because feet are "overrated."
COOKIE DOUGH CUPCAKES ARE A THING
Did you really just send me a blank text in response to news as awesome as that?
The neighbors outside are screaming at one another about God knows what and everyone is too scared to go outside and we NEEd more beer
Date idea: we should go to the store and buy all the different kinds of Lay's and eat them all
you texted him "it's time for the no pants dance", please get your tubes tied.
Im not sure if the cops that just came are strippers or actually cops
I was too lazy to get my chapstick out of my purse so i lubed up my lips with pizza grease. On a scale of 1-10 how embarassed should i be?
2017 is gonna be explosive... Already watching fireworks out the window while shit my brains out. Happy Ew Year
Then you guys just all showered together...?
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