Earlier, I saw a homeless man that looked like Abe Lincoln, and I just saw a guy walk past wearing crocs and socks. I'm beginning to like this city less and less
I think I just need to sleep with both of them to see which I want to date.
You just went from promiscuous to slut in 3.2 seconds.
When he came he kept saying "oh god oh god" and he sounded just like his dad. awkward...
then again I'm sitting on a tree stump completely naked in the dark listening to some type of glee soundtrack.
it's to the point where working 2 jobs this summer will absolutely not cover how much i will spend on alcohol next semester.
There's a bed on the roof. The window behind it is too small for it to go through. I'm impressed.
He apologized for his naked psychotic episode and then we had goodbye sex on his sailboat
I snuck out three pillows from the hotel i was rolling so hard. They are like little clouds. I regret nothing.
We had sex and I never took my mets hat off... I feel like Duda knows and approves.
Safe to say we should stock up on nipple bandaids ladies
So is seeing the guy's penis that I'm talking to something you're into or nah?
I just want to meet a nice normal guy that doesn't want me to taze him while we have sex. . . . .is that too much to ask for?
I have more important things to worry about than you drowning your cheerios in tequila.
I was just told that I'm the Sherlock Holmes of drunken sex. I'll take it.
Hey! Its not the first time I've been eaten out in a bridesmaids dress in a church by a groomsman!
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