a queef is a wish your heart makes.
The bartender laughed but the manager kicked me out when the mom conplained. There's no way my fart harmed that baby in any way
By the end of the night i was making legitimate noises not just saying moo.
Just because he saw my boobs doesn't mean he knows me all of a sudden
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Emergency need house key where r u I just got shit o n
we're tailgating intramural basketball with hard drugs and tequila...and i think the players are taking shrooms
I puked in the urinal of a bar tonight. Not embarrassed cause I got away with it, legitimately upset you weren't there to make fun of me.
Star Trek does not adequately answer all the questions that I have about alien genitals
have you ever seen all dogs go to heaven this is important
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
That was the night you tried to convince me you threw up your sould because your throwup was black
I found him in the kitchen singing German metal into a banana while simultaneously mixing brownie batter. He didn't have any pants on.
No one likes wet exercise unless it's vigorous sex in the shower
Enjoy the penises
He's getting so into these sexts, I hate to tell him I'm fully clothes, watching Bring It On and eating chips and salsa.
That’s the third time this month he’s hooked up with a girl by telling her it’s his bachelor party, and he’s not even dating a chick let alone engaged.
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