I thidmdmk you'gre a special person
The world would be so much better with thought bubbles.
puked in the new hous. now it's officially home.
In case you were wondering, you weren't dreaming. I really did get stuck between my bed and the wall last night.
His glasses broke on the way to the bar aNd he ended up talking to this butterface all night. I didn't have the heart to tell him
i ditched last period to have sex with him. i had to change into my skank clothes in the church parking lot. little kids were on the swings.
nothing about this is right.
It took my four years to get this degree, and 4 hours to lose it, My parents are not impressed.
Tuesday night just isn't my ideal coke binge night.
your house isnt even gonna be on google maps after this party
I think having a vagina should be considered a skill, give me a break.
See what happens when I don't get laid? I make poor life decisions, like buying baby ducks.
I wouldn't know what to do. You never really mentally prepare for a cactus getting thrown at your face.
Just took physics exam. I think this is one of those 'chuck it in the fuck-it bucket and become an art major' days
When dealing with embarassing medical issues, don't you want your brother's wife to be the one fishing around up your ass?
How you doing tonight? I got my butthole licked so i cant complain.
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