my vagina's been through so much this weekend
you mean so much has been through your vagina this weekend?
im vomiting on the 4th floor cause no one knows me there
I bet they don't have a scenario slide on how to deal with a suggested three way with counsel during harassment training.
Well I'm 85-90% sure that he licked syrup off my body, but no guarantees...
I don't like finding out that my fuck buddy is a good person.
Swear to god this chicks brother got let out of jail for the weekend for the sole purpose of cock blocking me
It's official, I need to start putting my vagina's needs before my own.
I just yelled at a bunch of girl scouts for yelling "cookies" to loudly. That hungover
And fyi howling is not an acceptable form of communication.
We're just Facebook friends. Use guy logic. I tapped your wife in high school, 20 years and 60 lbs ago, when she was hot and experimental. Why would I mess with that now? It would ruin the vivid memories of her that I keep in my spank bank.
I will find you...
If he's gonna send me dick pics; he should at least zoom in to make it look bigger.
I behisseth at your soul from the deepest darkest depths of the earth
You made the lady who made your cheeseburger sign the box so that when she got famous you would have her autograph.
This year my vagina is giving thanks that several of my cubs are coming home for the holiday
I have a lot of money, and no morals. shots on you when you get here.
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