Did I tell you he has dinosaur sheets?
Is it possible to jerk off a nipple?
Martha Stewart would most definitely roll a great joint.
just saw a dude in a v-neck sweater on a bike drinking starbucks. way to feed the stereotypes white dude.
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he told me it was a naked video of him so i opened it. i just got rickrolled while sexting
Oh man I'm using the bubble wrap that wraped my new vibrator to wrap my dads fathers day gift
I've had to much cheese to give a fuck about anything. im tired.
I just got attacked by a swarm of butterflies. Nothing is okay anymore.
I didn't think four grown drunk men could cuddle on a twin size bed, but we found a way.
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Why I hate online dating: not even one day in and a 57 year old asks me to call him "Daddy."
You are an awesome peach made of glitter.
Dude I bought a 300 dollar buffalo painting. I'm no longer allowed to take shrooms.
I asked him to get me another beer, and he started making muffins.
she's always on high-alert for lesbians
I jumped the fence at the bar last night. My dress got stuck and I ended up flashing the entire patio for a good 30 seconds.
At the 10 second mark everyone started to whistle and cheer. Free drinks all night
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