yeah worst sex in my life. plus i think her little brother was in the room.
We need to either start getting drunk more often or one of us need to start doin drugs
Wtf? Why?
I want awesome conversations to show the world.
I just chased the everclear with Listerine...I think I found my new chaser!
I miss being able to drink at 11am just cause it was sunny outside.
No.. It's totally over.. He deleted the poke I sent him.. That makes it official.
chlamydia ends and my period begins. this isnt real life
i figure i've seen his cum stains on the floor, i'm allowed to say these things.
In a cab. Towels everywhere. Confused.
Keep your head up. His game is good, and you should be honoured to be a notch on his wall. If it makes you feel better, if it wasn't you, it was going to be me.
I mean, I can get to know him eventually. The time frame doesn't really matter. I'll have sex with him regardless of whether he's interesting or not.
I've already reverted to sweat pants. And lonely drinking.
I just try to date guys based on what I need like I am trying to find an electrician now
You gays are geniuses
You need to stop telling people you gained weight over the holidays. You've been fat since July.
We were both too drunk to drive home. So we did it in the coat closet and then I walked home. 20/20 hindsight: Could have both walked to my apartment and then had sex there.
so he found out i have him as "average size" in my phone. fair to say we arnt going to be dating anymore
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