i just walked into a room at this party and someone yelled "dibs!"...
google image searching george stephanopoulos at 1 AM on a saturday night...once again
i was so drunk he made me beileve the song was called "thanksgiving sex."
you made pancakes with beer, you said they were good. then you threw up 15 minutes later
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we saw a llama on the side of the road. That's when we knew everything was going to be alright.
my step dad just called me a drunken slut..someone in my family finally understands me
Sober me does NOT approve of what went on in my pants last night.
Hes trying to fuck me on a bear rug. Not saying no.
I had to physically pry the rocks out of your hands so you wouldn't throw them at the guy with the cowboy hat. You probably would've missed anyways.
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does doing it on an automatic sink count as shower sex?
At this point I think you're just judging my taste in men
She asked how many sexual partners I'd had and I was like "Honestly I don't even know". And then she said "well last time you said 8." And my inner monologue busted out laughing and I was like "Oh I'd say like 11 or 12.....plus 20."
Realizing life ain't all about burritos and strippers, it's a struggle out there, and it ain't looking pretty so far,..
Who knew a blowjob could cause this kind of crazy
He wasn't prepared for it
Showed up to pick her up in my boxers. Lets just say im 2 for 2 with this new idea
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