your stepbrother is rimming his martinis with coke... keeps saying "thank god its tuesday". where does funemployment end and intervention begin?
She had one drink in her cleavage and another in her hand. She kept rotating between the two by leaning backward and then sipping the one in her hand.
You flooded my bathroom while trying to construct a hot tub. All three of you were completely naked.
He spent $1100 at a strip club. If I had that kind of disposable income, I'd make a cocaine sandcastle.
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No, I know her type. Tall, lanky, uses teeth when giving head, and runs like a giraffe. Don't do it man..
you were stumbling down richmond carrying a girl in a nurse costume. its not even halloween dude
My mouth tastes like what I imagine a hobo's skin would taste like.
Your ankle brace is here and the saw is charged. Grab some vodka that cast is coming off tonight.
I think I might get 604 tattooed on my ass tonight...
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There's nothing more awkward than going on a beer run with 3 ten year olds....teacher of the year right here!
National champion athletes like gay butt sex, too. I'm just here to help them out.
does having sex with an episode of House playing in the background count as studying for my MCAT?
Sorry my friend with benefits tried to run you over with his car
You like that 95% of the time I masterbate I think bout you?
Just wanna know what I can I do to earn the other 5%
I couldn't have possibly been that bad
You had her flip the penny over to the lucky side before you picked it up and ate it...
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