so i just googled the prescription for aldara i saw on your desk this morning...
): 100 percent naked, unless you count a tiara as clothing.
Saved 180 Bucks tonight. Pulled my own tooth. More money to party with.
Just saw a guy from Kansas and a guy from Nebraska arguing over who had less of an accent. God Bless the Midwest.
i'm at the gym and so are four guys who have seen my tits. i need winter break.
He really likes Obama...and Bill Clinton too. He said "I mean, how many presidents can say that they got head in the oval office?"
Soulmates.
forced to watch US open for father's day. only perk is discovering dustin johnson...reeeeally hoping that this golf sex addiction thing is contagious
As you were leaving the bar you grabbed a table and when they stopped you, you said "Its cool i came in with this". They did not believe you.
Do you have any idea how hard it is to concentrate on legal issues with the ghost of his giant penis in me?
since you saved your number in my phone as "the hot chick you met last Friday" I don't know who you are either
let's remember the whole point of NYE: to drink antisocial amounts of antisocial drinks, become incoherent, ruin a carpet, talk to a tree, wake up with head sellotaped to toilet. The where/how is superfluous, my vote goes to a cupboard and a bottle of jaeger Questions?
I'm stealing this baby.
Well I always support illegal activity but where would you put it?
so I was eating out this girl who was wearing my pirate hat In an alley behind the bar last night and some girl walks up and takes a picture. apparently we had a crowd of about 10 and it turned her on so she just didn't tell me
WOKE UP NEXT TO A PLATE OF MEATBALLS HAPPY MONDAY
There is a fake eye lash glued to one of my balls.
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