I just accidentally stumbled into an AA meeting...I think its a sign
They are providing beer and having a margarita machine. This cannot be passed up.
I'm sick of being broke. I had vicodin and frosting for lunch.
I've been practicing for you. Including stockpiling medical supplies for curing hangovers.
Well I don't know him that well so I don't think I can give advice. You should make him a cake. Or have sex with him.
You told the cop you where the star of the Track team and tried to run away. So yeah, i'm not surprised.
Someone wrote "gnarballz" on my fridge in black marker. I'm pissed, but more concerned I slept with the one who did it
Do you think kicking my coke habit is a good personal goal to put down on the evaluation form?
You should just skip the small talk from now on and instead say something like "You need to come slay the dragon, be here in 15?"
He was having this drunk emotional breakdown and I was just trying to cheer him up but instead fell and dumped the whole pickle jar on me
It was cool though because he was fine afterwards and somehow I convinced them I did it on purpose...
I walked in on him jerking it to videos of UFC fighters. The most awkward part: he didn't stop when I walked in.
you do realize the next step is naked mud wrestling, right?
He just sent me a picture of multiple chickens eating in his kitchen... should I be worried
Granted every 20 shifts of working there you seem to be on par to receive some sort of racy satisfying sexual encounter which money can’t buy
Dude, you screamed I AM THE WALRUS while giving a statue of Ronald McCdonald a lapdance. You were NOT sober.
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