Hey, kurt drew a penis on you and wrote my innotals. I had nothing to do a/ that.
I was scared of Debbie's boobs today. They were all huge and scary looking
I just had to explain to the pharmacy cashier that the Plan B and thank you notes I was buying were not related.
you made me watch la bamba, and then you yelled at me for disrespecting your mexican heritage.
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Im sick of reading dumb tattoos while having sex
Not gonna happen. She just told me she puts glitter over the mole on her nose to make it look like a piercing.
I will be sticking my dick in something this weekend. You can either be that something or not. Your decision.
Dude, this guy showed up with a 40 and stayed for two days. I want that lack of responsibility
Note for the future: whiskey syrup is AMAZING on 3am pancakes.
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Sorry there's no emoticon for I got my period all over a guy's bed so I had to improvise. There isn't even a bed one
A guy in the dance floor is raising the roof with an axe in hand. I love Halloween.
My Wonder Woman lingerie has been defiled by man. I'm a horrible Amazon.
I was told to keep my leg elevated. I assume it means to keep my legs on the air, it's like I was prescribed to be slutty
as a guy is it bad that even my mom called me easy?
she keeps trying to brush her hair with leaves and insisting she's not high
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