someone owes me an orgasm
You can identity the picture as me the mistress his wife and him. It's that kinda awkard.
Mass text to all of my back up boy toys. First one here wins. Mama needs some.
Hahahahaha. That's what your stoned ass gets for eating half a bag of processed cheese at 2am.
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A man in a black on black escalade pulled up next to me, and told me he was sent to pick me up by you.
His name is Tyreece. He will take you to the weed emporium, population me.
Just told my shrink " this was a year for whoring around"
Pretty sure I used toilet water to wash vomit off my face last night...
he only noticed i dyed my hair purple like halfway through sex and he looked really shocked and he just said "You look like Barney." as he came.
I mean of all the things to be cockblocked by, Taco Bell is pretty high on the list
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what's your room number? I've never been there sober...
Can we talk about how she only slept with you because you remind her of a member of a K-pop group?
Like seriously how stupid drunk do you have to get befor you start finding dolphin lighters and shit in your undergarments
I've got a bottle of water, a bag of salad greens, and a bottle of hot sauce. How stoned do you think I am?
Guess who's now on the no-fly list? If you guessed me, you'd be right.
Yeah. I got a Tetnus shot then partied like it was 1999.
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