If i have to listen to his problems about his girlfriend, he should at least let me suck his cock.
Pre-St Patricks Day Log: Threw up across a 14ft radius, this is why the irish dont drink tequila
it only took me 1 hour to write 8 pages. i'm never doing school work without adderall ever again.
after he fucked me and not his girlfriend, i told him to be a gentleman and close his eyes as i ran to the bathroom naked. so sweet.
your definition of "gentleman" is so absurd.
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Apparently in gay bars the restroom signs are just a formality. Its a free for all in there
so how does soaking flintstones gummy vitamins in vodka not make perfect sense
I don't even know what beauty is right now. I wouldn't even pity fuck me today.
Okay I take that back some girl just said pussy sweat. Get me outta here
He is stood at the top of the stairs nursing the stolen cat
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And now we should drink to that moment where you realize you didn't exactly think things through.
Just saw a man in a motorized chair roll by drinking a beer. It's 9:45 AM. I love Louisiana.
The best part of Easter was watching all his colorblind cousins try to find the eggs.
Woke up with an e-cig stuck in my asshole. Explain.
You need to stop showing people the things i drunk-text to you... i have a reputation to uphold here
Oh god I just had an orgasim riding my bike. I need to get laid pronto.
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