It was literally the size of a half eaten tic tac.
I'd be a gr8 surrogate. I'm gonna love your fetus
This is the second time in a week I've woken up with your bra in my bed and I've had to sit and think about how it happened.
What should we drink tonight, I'm in the mood to be judged
I have fruit by the foot roll-ups. I wonder if a man could tie them together and make an editable bra....
He said he was gonna go pull a lochte and the next thing we know he's outside ass naked peeing in the neighbors kiddie pool.
Can I bring some rope too? It's not too early for bondage talk, is it?
Some kid just popped open a giant PBR and walked into his final...
I still can't believe that I ate McDonald's off of my chest in his bed...
Cross faded me is not the classiest.
No not at all haha I wish there was a picture of that
She deserves a chance to suck my penis. This is America. Its her God given right.
he's like a horny 3rd grader on cocaine. he needs a leash
its not everyday you see batman on the ground with someone riverdancing on his face bourbon street never disappoints
Our sex from this weekend should be engraved into a plaque or commemorated somehow. It was fucking amazing.
Isn't it funny how we're still best friends after that incident with the old lady in the bathroom
You fucking bailed on me. But I love you still
"Uno más" are officially my least favorite words in the entire Spanish language.
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