I chose taco bell over sex...
good choice.
Everytime she would start slurring, she'd stop, hold up a finger, wait like 30 seconds, then try again. I love drunk people
think im gonna go get a six pack before class and sit in the back of the room...
Yo. I have a shitload of cardboard. We have to build a smoke hut in the smoke room with a tunnel connected to a cat house. This way the kitty can join us whenever she pleases
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I told him the truth. Truth leads to vodka. Vodka leads to tequila. Tequila leads to prison.
His fuck buddy just got fake tits and wants him to 'come break them in.' I need his life.
I was grinding on people that were grinding. Nonconsensual.
I tried to find the bar, ended up at a car dealership. Then the alarms went off.
I'm FaceTiming Pizza Hut.
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And now I have a massive dip in and a Bloody Mary that would catch on fire if you put a flame close to it, with no pants on... At 8:15Am. Being single is pretty legit
Has anyone ever blacked out at an art show your dad brought you to?
There is a time and place for BDSM, in-between disney sing-alongs is not one of them.
Must be why he thought choking was foreplay. Like WTF? No.
My mom just woke me up with a cowboy hat and sunglasses on. It's 7 am and she's drunk.
QUIT STEALING MY PHONE AND SEXTING MY MOM!!!!
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