His vagina is bleeding blood all over the court
You know, if there were no such thing as marriage, i don't think porn would exist.
We fish bowled my car and anna told us a story about time travel and part of it had people melted into the side of a boat and i imagined them being melted into my car moaning in pain and then we got scared and thought zombies were outside and couldn't leave for a while.
Just fyi NOT a good idea to drunkenly insert your NuvaRing after chopping jalepeno peppers
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I had to fart so bad so i let it go hoping it would be quiet, it was loud and shit came out!!! and i couldnt leave because her parents were behind me
so for future reference,at what point did you feel like a line had been crossed?
Note: fake nails and fingering anus.... Not a good idea
Your one and only job is to make sure I am on that bus tomorrow morning with no cat makeup on my face
Lost gin update. Blackout me found and re-hid the bottle. Left a note to myself saying, "GOOD LUCK, SUCKER!"
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He gets a blow job; I get my oil changed free of charge. And that way I only see him every 2500 miles.
and he should realize what an amazing ex i am for encouraging my best friend to hook up with him
He showed up 3 hours late wearing roller skates and acted like nothing was wrong with that.
I'm cool with a hey old buddy how have you been want to fuck me in the butt kind of thing
I can't hookup with a guy in my car because it smells like Taco Bell..
Tell her that we understand the angle wasn't the best on the first video and that we forgive her.
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