Ducking stuck downtown...all the fuxkig roads are blixkded
went in for an STD check and they referred me to an alcohol and drug councilor. kick me when i'm down.
You know its bad when you're praying for a hangover just so you aren't still drunk at work anymore.
I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! Live in the flesh!
I'll be honest, not actually surprised to find half a Big Mac box and bits of broken security glass by the sofa.
i feel this will be the best possible way to start a friendship. By breaking into his house.
But he made me breakfast and understands the fuck sleep fuck sleep necessities
Im sitting on the exxon bathroom floor, idk if its healthy but it sure is cold
The less money I spend on drugs, the happier my mom will be.
That chick went from zero to shitshow in only 6 shots.
Oh fuck. There is like a human shit on the sidewalk. I hate this place.
those kids just got delivered to the party by the pizza guy
She was rubbing her face on the carpet, she was high.
It's not even 8 pm, or Saint Patrick's Day, and Kevin is drunk on my roof humping the air
you're the only girl i know who can be too sick to walk to the kitchen and still have enough game to receive multiple orgasms
Randomize
