i woke up in his bed, he had my shirt on
and high school musical 3 was playing on his lap top
so the sex was amazing up until the point where she said "wow, you're even better than your dad!"
I'm like connect-the-dots of drunk. Whiskey, bourbon, vodka, rum, gin. The hidden picture is me faceplanting.
we ended up on her 9 year old brothers bed and he saw the whole thing.... now he will know how to use his equipment
Police were closing down the bar due to gunfight and I was crying because they wouldn't let me finish putting temporary shamrock tats on my boobs
His "hunger Strike for change" lasted 4 days. Hi welcome to my coke binge last weekend....not impressed
they're doing drop shots of Jager into red wine. i don't want to be on that level
It's like getting ready for my vaginas own execution
I kept calling him escargot instead of Estaban..I don't think that was the wisest choice.
I'm high and reading a Wikipedia article on circumcision procedure. Help.
The ONLY place I sext is in my anatomy class. It's an amped up level of playing doctor.
He went to cum on my stomach and somehow it got behind my ear. He's like a fucking jizz Houdini.
He won't leave and I need to take a shit and vomit, quite possibly at the same time.
I woke up naked buried in snacks. Best night ever.
Sorry, was sleeping. I heard a rumor that I had a hangover, so I just went with it...
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