the more pounds shes got the more points. bonus points awarded for specialty moves used. aka broken cowboy, tobogan, dutch oven, or brazilian fake out.
Amandyke just told me shes gonna make my tongue her cum rag. i'm borderline terrified
She told me to "stuff her hole like a build-a-bear". I was so drunk I didn't even think that was weird.
we were hanging out in his room and he decided to play WoW.. so i took off all my clothes while he wasn't paying attention and laid on his bed and started playing with myself.
did he notice?
of course he didn't notice.. he was playing a fiesty level 1 fucker that wouldn't give up..
Do you remember snorting allspice and yelling at doughnut shop girl?
you might as well be a hobo. you were covered in pee last night hanging out on the stairs drunk.
right. well we all have our lows.
Wait does semen show up on blood tests?
Pretty sure my body is in shock, I shouldn't feel this ok after last nite.
The straight guy here is hot. He described himself as Christian grey without the money and my vagina fell out of my body
My roommate has gone Christmas crazy. It looks like Jack Frost came all over my living room. Wanna come fuck me in the fake snow by the fireplace?
I offered to lick your vagina while wearing a suit... Pretty sure chivalry is well alive.
My dad made a joke about you sending me strippers for valentine's day so clearly everything here is normal
I just blacked back in and I'm at a kids birthday party in a suit and people are calling me uncle Carl. Never having your homemade liquor again.
and then she asked if she could shave my junk
and howd that go?
can you pick me up from the hospital?
Is it weird that I shop for lingerie by thinking if it will look good on both me and your floor?
No. Not at all.
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