If he comes back to you and I'm left alone in lonelytown I'm totally going to poo on your car.
i just won an entire level on word mole with the word 'clitoris'
I just found your credit card inside the bag of chips
Whats a good hint for stop bitching im gonna give you head
Dude with the Beatles haircut just got his pilots license and wants to take us up to do a case race mid flight. Don't tell me networking is unnecessary.
If him repeating sorry while thrusting isn't makeup sex than I don't know what else is
For my job application I just put "community gardener- personal business" for my previous work experience in place of the neighborhood pot grower/distributor
ALTON JUST DID GRAVY SHOTS. THIS IS WHY HE'S MY HERO
Well he has that kind of carefree attitude that comes from a big penis
So roofie roulette was a success but I'm a little worried that the 2 who got the tainted beer still haven't contacted anyone...
Come my child we shall walk thru the pasture of amazing sex and corndogs. Hint:some corndogs are not corndogs.
This morning, I found 5 naked people in Steve's bed with post sex hair, and Steve fully clothed sleeping on the ground.
Is it weird to invite your FWB to thanksgiving dinner??
Mom just walked in on a bj. IT'S WHATEVER.
I dropped my slice of pineapple on the kitchen floor and was just staring at it about to cry. It was really good pineapple.
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