Do you think there are girls out there that really do like small penis?
On a positive note, new entry in my phone as 'HOT ASS, DOWN TO FUCK'. idk if its a boy or girl tho.
Update, its a couple
Drank a fosters this weekend and last weekend. Listening to down under 5 times a day. Spent 100 dollars on a sleeveless men at work shirt circa 1983. We don't leave for another 5 weeks. I call it pregaming.
I just spend twenty minutes scrubing the "Happy Birthday" off of my vagina. He's never gonna forget this.
I'm gonna fingerblast you when you get off work. Get ready.
I don't think boys are aware how difficult it is to take a picture of your own ass.
I don't want anything to do with the Darth Vader stripper babe. I'm just trying to make dreams come true.
I am both excited and frightened by the fact that this much everclear is legal here. Best vacation ever.
I'm at some strange place in what feels like Mexico, high and getting tacos.
I just want to eat and sleep til I'm dead. I should've been born a cat.
I just sang Hey Jude with a homeless man and then we drank beer together. Then I watched asians take pictures under a xmas tree for an hour and fell asleep in an MGM Grand bathroom stall. #AloneinVegas
The chances of me making out with someone next weekend are about the same as me not remembering it.
I'm literally in my bed still trying to find the energy to take my corset off so I can binge eat oreos
Never has jello made me angry to the point of drinking. But here I am.
can we not compare my dick to a children’s folk tale
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