Do you think they could tell I was high on that conf call?
he keeps calling me but I'm too scared to answer... Not sure what he's gonna yell at me for: barging into his room while he was with another girl, filling her shoes with dog food and water, or hiding his keys in the garbage disposal.....
Good cause the way I see it, we are down to DAYS left of college so we should have as much naked fun as possible. And Jenga really facilitates that.
When she showed me how she could touch her toes without bending her knees, suddenly her face didn't worry me quite as much.
or how I got to mom's but there is vomit on my shoes. I never thought i'd be recapping with her.
just once i'd like the "right thing" and the "topless thing" to be the SAME THING
Nothing good has ever or will ever come from 50 cent beers at the bowling alley..
Just had a flashback of dry humping a man lying in the street while Jim (dressed as santa) screams 'HAVE YOU BEEN A GOOD BOY?!'
Dude I walked 1.4 miles through the hotel wearing a cowboy hat, pink topped boots, gucci shades, and a scarf and met my parents in the hallway at 7 am how is this not a good start to Vegas?
I am sleeping in the bathtub because my bed is too soft.
So yeah he had good weed?
he stole a smokey from the street meat vendor and put it in his pocket when she wasn't looking and now we're drinking avocado margaritas
Dude, you stalking his LINKEDIN profile will NOT affect your chances with him. We aren't 40...
I don't think tits should taste like fish.
dude the last time we saw him was 2 nights ago when he was yelling that the trees were naked or some shit then he ran into the forest. I think its time for a search party
I have bruises everywhere an I broke the lamp. So ya I'd considerate rough sex.
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