How'd it feel making her break her religion?
someone put bongwater in my humidifier again THIS NEEDS TO STOP
I found them on a couch next to the sidewalk screaming at cars with a megaphone. Kevin chased the mailman with a jello shot.
ASS. GYMANSTICS. OLYMPICS. NOW!!!
We need to do something soon. I need like 4,000 beers and a cigarette.
Can you bring me a corn dog or something shaped like one?
i had a super strange, mommy/daddy issuestastic, mildly freudian, i-might-as-well-become-a-stripper-now-and-stop-fighting-the-inevitable dream last night :(
yeah, I don't think I'm getting into the baseball game tonight. The security guard definitely saw me bowl over that child.
my human sexuality class is the only class where the porn i watch the night before is relevant to the discussion the next day
Momentum is force x velocity. So therefore velocity is 0 - hammered, and force is ur legs locked up and ur face hits the ground.
I felt paralized they just wouldnt move. We need segways when were drunk cuz if we start to fall forward they well take off and save the fall.
I'm getting married
To pizza
If we try hard enough and believe in ourselves, we can still make it to Wendy's before they close
I buy a new bowl every time I get a new guy. It's retail therapy.
Do you really want to know anything about the inner machinations of a furry's mind
I don't know what happened last night. But I just woke up in the high school boiler room
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