god, a vagina is an amazing trump card
Call me at 7:30 and make sure I'm not asleep in this booth at Waffle House.
i think im having one of those erections lasting four or more hours
He made me cum so much, I almost let him spend the night. The operative word being "almost".
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you force-fed me gummy vitamins while screaming "I JUST WANT YOU TO BE HEALTHY" i have never been so terrified in my life.
2 things. 1. I just gave her a 6 hour long marathon fucking for America. 2. Thought of a new invention halfway through, and it's flawless.
remember that guy i blew in a bathroom in barcelona, i just blew him again in rome. lightning does strike twice.
I just stabbed open a can of Spaghetti Os with a spork. Who says I cant take care of myself?
i decided this morning while eating my breakfast of red bull and cold pizza that i should take a vow of celibacy
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there is a video of me on Facebook getting mad at a trash bin what the fuck was in your Pepsi
if i cared i wouldnt have woken you up by pouring a bottle of soy sauce on you.
is that what this stuff is?
I'm abstinent now
Oh, is this one of the times when you're serious?
I have a vagina. So i automatically win.
Also your Swedish friend who's name I don't remember is really good in bed.
*Norwegian
well you're talking to a woman who had glorious sex less than 24 hrs ago so my opinion is biased.
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