you want to go make fun of the strippers on try out night
i got kicked out last time for laughing
just heard someone say they saw a guy puke while riding a bike across campus without stopping
I was arrested last night for attempting to flee and elude. I wasn't really trying to run from the police. I was drunk and lost in the woods. I thought it was pretty obvious when I was waving at them from my puddle of puke that I wasn't really hiding.
So yes, he's hot, a scorpio, an artist and a perfect cock. I think my bi train just arrived in gay town.
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i just got drunk dialed and its 10am. clearly finals are over.
Ok seriously I'm living off of bologna but I have 4 handles in the freezer.
we aren't going to have kids. there's a 50% chance that they would look like him. not worth the risk
took adderall before wrapping presents, ended up making paper snowflakes for two hours
After she lost the bet I made her get on one knee so she could "Te-blow me"
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His IQ level must rival that of a comatosed aardvark.
I saw Nicolas Cage's face in the moon. Those were good shrooms.
You sent me a cat video and you screaming drunkenly in my background
I look like a bag of dicks so if you could ugly yourself up that'd be great.
This is not a costume party, I'm just wearing fairy wings.
Of course you are.
Dude you spoke to a girl about CRICKET. She MUST want sex
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