I would say the hottest chick there looked like Susan Boyle and the ugliest like Bea Arthur
Nice use of current day folklore
She seriously needs to find another hobby other than bouncing on cock.
the clerk said it was the first time she had ever seen someone walk in the next day to return the tux still wearing the tux
I just wished the taco bell drive thru guy a happy cinco de mayo. Who says arizonians hate mexicans?
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I literally have a bandage on my dick that's how bad she is at handjobs
We found her on the balcony debating if it was easier to jump or throw up. Neither decision would not have been good for the 91 year old below us.
So what's the moral standing on reading gay porn on your phone whilst sitting next to your 87 year old Grandma?
She can't brag about all the anal sex she has and then expect me not to awkwardly stare at her boyfriend when she brings him around
too bad I'd hit a car before I'd hit a bush.
Are we talking about jumping from windows or your willingness to fuck a car instead of a woman?
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He rubbed aloe on my sunburn while I blew him... could he be anymore perfect?
They found me wandering around campus screaming body shots over and over again wrapped in a curtain
I made out with the uber driver for free weed, I thought he deserved it
I'm taking pictures of my asshole to send to my boss. This is not what I had in mind the day after thanksgiving.
I woke up in the bathroom clutching a stuffed shark. My night was fantastic, thanks for asking.
Instead of going to my moms birthday party I went over and gave him head. I should win non girlfriend of the year award
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