i just bought ciggarettes using my court citation as id. I've reached an all time low.
Two man bar crawl was hectic. Just found leaves in my pocket.
Wow... that's disturbing man, and their not even my balls
Of course I was flustered, I had a lot of penis in my face.
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literally. a puddle of blood. on the floor. still searching for the source
Dude I swear I heard "geet out!!!" when I went down on her. I shouldve listened.
When I told her that her boyfriend was making out with another chick, all she said was "which one"
hes like my own personal sex toy i use him on the weekends and then i have the option to put him away all week
Just realized Ive had sex in or around each thing listed in Green Eggs and Ham besides the fox.
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So i know i shouldnt being spending random large amnts of money...but i just bought a sword.
I am pretty damn sure that neither my body or his body is ready for how drunk I am getting tonight
I'm hoping they send me home from work drunk.
You rolled around on the floor, yelled about being a "half-zombie" and bit that guy on the leg who was hitting on me.
Dude you of all people would miss her giving him a handjob in front of the whole party
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