hell yes lets make some ravioli
just threw up while drinking by myself. This is all your fault. You here = a good night, You not here = alcoholism
Granted, we were all high and wasted, but the fact that she thought we couldn't see her making out with the charles in charge lookalike bc she was holding up a pillow in front of them is a little ridiculous
Did he look more like 80s Charles in Charge or the old one that had that VH1 show? It makes a difference.
you spent the like half the night trying to figure out the puzzles on the back of the captn crunch box
Ok Ghana you win again. Tell you what...Double or nothing over women's tennis, basketball, hockey, war, baseball, golf, swimming, diving, oil spills, box office proceeds, internet porn sites, criminals incarcerated, women's downhill, bass fishing, NASCAR, or GDP?
I am not one to point fingers but since it says your name "wuz here" next to the dick drawn on my stomach I am holding you personally responsible.
I just got cash back from buying a pregnancy test so that I can buy a case of joose. My life is in shambles.
Driving around Panama at 7 am looking for an open liquor store..
He used his one phone call to tell me not to let anyone drink all his vodka until he could bail himself out.
Ugh did we play golf last night and did you by chance hit my head with a club or a ball?
took some adderal to make my alochol withdrawl less shitty. now im just concentrating on how badly i need a drink
if you guys find pieces of my teeth don't throw them out please
I just look at my butt and see so much potential.
I've never been to an orgy, but I would assume nachos wouldn't be out of the question at one.
I pointed at him and said “there goes mr fuckwad”
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