Apparently when he woke up I was tripping my face off. Everytime the cat meowed I would meow back. This went on for several hours.
she thought the capital of kansas was topanga.
Hungover Fun Fact #4: Eating a grilled stuffed burrito WILL make you blow chunks in the ice maker at work.
Just finished texting the 27th male name in my phone that i don't recognize. none of them were the hott kid i made out with last night. the search continues.
He tried to make eye contact, he should know by now that freaks me out
Preparing for thanksgiving at home now by chugging bourbon. Less than a month to train!
Be honest with Daniel. He was a good rebound to you for nine months and he made it so you could be with the one you really love and care for now. Just tell him thanks and best of luck.
judging by the mobile uploads you added of me last night, we cant keep living this way.
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All i'm saying is it doesn't matter how drunk you were, at 26 years of age you should always remember to take down you pants before you shit in the toilet
His voice is like having sex with hot chocolate and then suddenly you're pregnant.
Do u feel more socially accepted since someone else made up their girlfriend too?
He initiated the conversation by sending me a picture of his penis at 4 am
He has a British accent. He could read me the phone book and I would come so hard he would need a wizened old man in a rowboat to save him.
Oh the best part of having sex with him was that he made me a smoothie after
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