we put on a show in the hot tub for our boyfriends, then climbed out and both got down on our hands and knees and puked at the same time--still naked.
Mid thrust he tells me that we have bio together
So, does it mean i'm loose if he can't even tell when he fell out?
I think Memorial Day also marks the beginning of "Bikini Profile Picture" season.
I should have known I was in trouble when you started pouring shots all over me
I found your bra. How you get it off the satellite dish is your problem.
Yeah. Not my best idea. But I'm hoping for the best . And by best, I mean not jail
she broke up with me the week she got divorced. maybe I should grab a beer with her ex
It's called the dick transitive property. It states if you touch a person whilst they touch a dick, you are also touching said dick.
I'm on the porch day drinking and the neighbor is in his yard screaming about his amazing sandwiches, maybe we should move.
I mayyyyy have moaned a name that wasn't his
I support your vibrator fueled lifestyle.
Also I feel like death. But like. In a good way
I took a picture of you last night while you were drunk, trying to smoke a bowl through your nose. It's now your contact id.
These guys are just fucking with my heart instead of fucking me. They're fucking up.
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