The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
He then proceeded to try to whisper up my nose...
How come the only thing we can do right in our lives is drugs?
i just missed the spain goal because i was puking in the bathroom. damn you open bar.
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In other words, he somehow found his way to my apartment, wasted, and was naked on my new couch. Completely naked. It was too special to pass up.
Travelers Top-Tip: Europeans do not appreciate being repeatedly referred to as "gypsy" regardless of how good your Borat impression is.
The birthday girl is bringing her own barf bucket, it is going to be a good weekend.
Were you rubbing your penis on me while I slept? I smell like penis.
It was like inception, a dream, in a dream, in the back of a dodge charger.
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Leave it to me and my dad to puke on the same guy at the same bar 25 years apart
he left a full can of coors light underneath my windshield wiper, like a love note. if that's not husband material, i don't know what is
Pretty sure I scared her away last night by putting a vodka tampon in my ass
I HAD SEX WITH COLBY AND HIS FIVE YEAR PLAN IS TO STEAL A REALLY EXPENSIVE PAINTING AND ASKED ME IF ID BE INTO HELPING HIM AND I WOKE UP IN HIS BED TO A WOMANS TUBE TOP NEXT TO ME
Like I'll lick your nuts to make you feel better if you don't get it
I have to close one eye, because I don't wanna see two movies, I only want to see one.
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