That guy over there looks like a cartoon/action figure.
omg, i know.
we're too high.
My boss' voice literally gives me gas
What started out as Cougar hunting turned into whaling
i just funneled a beer through a mask n snorkel.. can you check that off my bucket list..
Apparently the library doesn't care about celebrating the day Jesus became a zombie.
This guy just showed us his webbed feet to prove that his son was actually his son
There are about 5 pictures of my dog taking a dump on my camera and 20 of Brandon taking one for "comparison" reasons.
I just walked in on my roommates playing baseball with old vegetables and a bigass knife.
What if I told you that I had 160 ounces of cheap malt liquor in my backpack? Espn films 40 for 40s presents: Edward 40 hands. Our room. 11PM/10 central
Going to the beach. Greeting Sandy with a blunt. Wish us luck!
We have so much sex to catch up on
Betting for two different teams with two different guys is the best. Time to get $100 by one guy and laid by the other!
I almost stopped mid bj to let him know I appreciated his balls being nice to look at/have my face near. But I didn't know if that would ruin, or improve the moment.
like sometimes I wish I was allergic to latex so I wouldn't have sex with so many people..
Just realized that I indirectly pay for sex through my cable bill
Wow. He is an expensive lay
I still have to figure out the cost per lay. It could be a financially sound investment
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