covered in glitter, my cheek hurts, and theres a handprint on my face. Would i do it again. Absolutly
are you serious?? is your clit as sensitive as your emotions
i wish
I guess so. I don't really give a fuck. I think I'm going to jerk off really loudly tonight just to keep them on their toes
So, halfway through sex he stops and starts crying. He said he's worried god hates him for all his bad decisions...think he meant to imply I was one of them...
I'm afraid my bank account can't handle syllabus week.
Well she just peed in a pot and is now trying to boil it
In honor of the internet blackout, I think everyone needs to change their Facebook pictures to ones of them being blacked out.
Dedicating my hangover to whoever the hell I hooked up with in the bathroom last night.
just kidding, dedicating it to the gods of mexican food. omnomnom
I feel like I should be doing a victory lap around my house to the rocky music, or zapping and smiting people with my mystic wizard powers
There are twenty thousand men on this campus, please have sex with someone who isn't my drug dealer
And I just realized we will be at a strip club when the end of the world is supposed to happen. This is destiny
hey now, it was 6 bucks for 5 shots. you would have lost your panties too.
The first time he ever tried to hold my hand, I moon walked away.
screwing the intern at work sucks when u find out the boss is too. She is a smoking hot though
Honestly his girlfriend says she hates me cause she thinks im trying to get him to cheat on her with me...she should hate me cause i already accomplished that.
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