Cleveland boys shit in their own pumpkins in their own living room. Got pictures to prove it.
The hookah bar is playing i'm on a boat. I believe in god again.
she just built a cabin out of hotdogs and cooked it in the microwave.
now she is shaking the plate and mumbling "this is what california must feel like"
I'm glad the dog doesn't judge me for doing leftover lines and watching George of the Jungle at 10 am
btw found the cat. he didn't appreciate the toilet bath.
It never makes you rethink your life choices when you're breaking into my apartment at 3 am to take a piss in my kitchen sink?
Ikeep having to ask jim if I'm actually talking. I canmt feel my body...this is what Christmas is all about
its 4am. im standing over him in my bed eating chinese food, on the phone with dan trying to convince him to break up with his gf. whoredom.
I'm just learned what a rim job is, I feel like crying
She sucks. And I almost hooked up with a clown last night
Moments after comforting her about her boyfriend issues I found myself in the other room showing him my tits.
Does it qualify as sexting if you're both pretending to be fictional characters?
I'm not sure whether to be proud of you or weirded out.
gonna guess the empty vodka bottle and open can of tuna in the bathroom drawer are related?
Also, we can't be seen together looking suspicious or sexually satisfied
i woke up on the third floor, naked in a closet.
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