I haven't seen Daniella all day...are you sure she was safe going home with that guy?
oh don't worry! i asked him if he was a rapist. he said no
google image searching george stephanopoulos at 1 AM on a saturday night...once again
arkansas has a gas station called kum and go....story of my life
i just watched my husband get a prostate exam. sex is ruined for me.
you proceeded to suck on ur pinkie saying it reminded you of chris and you wanted him badly
I think he liked me better when I only opened my mouth to suck his dick.
She's a squirter....that makes up for lots of other annoying things
You yelled "sharpie war!" then jammed it in her ear
Is it acceptable I'm laying in bed drinking airplane bottles?
In our world? Yes, but I'm disappointed yoiu are wasting airplane bottles. Save them for sneaky occasions
Conversations we need to have while high 1) how mermaids reproduce 2) if blind people hallucinate what do they see 3) reincarnation
I know him enough to fuck him but not enough to give him advice.
I feel like you can't break up with someone on 420. It's against stoner code
Just tried to do a line with a snorkel I cut off... that is how my Aruba trip is going!
He's not very smart so he didn't know I was yelling at him with monologues from Scandal.
HE PEED ON ME. THE MANAGER OF THE BAR.
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