He had some BAD nuttage
Nuttage?
It's like cleavage......... but different
I'm starting a business if you want to get involved
oh boy
Its called Cut N Tugs, haircuts with happy endings
Coming down off exstacy at a church event. Resisting the urge to dance to the church hymns.
this is ridiculous... i look like a white version of MC Hammer...
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I need to move out. I just walk of shamed my way into a family breakfast party. There's no response when grandma says "where you coming from in heels at 9AM?"
Oh, and no balcony sex...trust me.
what's an appropriate "I'm fucking your grandson but I'm trying to hide it" outfit?
I ended up passing out on the shitter for like an hour with mcds smoothie all over my face
the mexican frat downstairs started singing this mariachi song, then out of nowhere some dude busts out a trumpet and plays along. is this even real?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Hopefully my orange shoes will distract people's attention from my crippling awkwardness
Someone's vagina was extra sandy cause the left side of my bed feels like the beach.
I could be busy drinking my face off and getting red white and bruised per usual
You told him he looked like Jesus and that you wanted to fuck his face, I'd say your blind date went well
So apparently last night while I was drunk I read him erotic fanfiction while he was eating me out. He stopped every now and then to give me feedback.
i told her we had a class about unicorns together. i'd say it was a good night
Randomize