His facebook profile says he's interested in men, but i'm choosing to ignore that
you kept running across the street. everytime you made it across successfully you took something off. can't believe there were no cops around...
oh thats it?
They call it the Collection Couch because all 4 room mates have slept with at least 3 different girls on it. He tried to seal the deal with "would you like to be number 14?"
And sadly I did.
I was hitting on her while she was puking ... yeah i was pretty drunk
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I HAVE FLAVORED BLOW. THIS SHOULD NOT EXISIT.
No. No. And hell no. If you are driving a Honda Fit you are not allowed to give me a dirty look. No.
There's scrapes on the inside of both my thighs.. Because we wanted to get drunk and climb trees naked.
I believe in weed hangovers. To say the least.
Yup, found the vomit in the side compartment. My bad.
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My hot gay tattoo artist grew a beard and I'm not taking it well.
On my way to return shoes I bought so that I can afford to buy a pregnancy test. Is this adulthood?
Disregard everything I texted you last night. Oh, and disregard me hooking up with your boyfriend.
If I get back to the house before you, I'm setting up the swing. If you get there before me, it's chains and cuffs.
I'm the one who said we should take things slow. I'm also the one who forced him into the back on my car so we could have sex.
He ate me out for my sailor moon manga and I gave him a blowjob for his Devilman manga. Pretty sweet deal imo
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