Who knew there were guys that wanted to only stalk you instead of date you? Count on me to find them!
i think i would be more confident if i were chinese.
we just made rock paper scissors into a drinking game
under NO circumstances is it acceptable to fist pump to taylor swift
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She is wearing lilly and pearls while drinking natty from a monogrammed coozie. If that isn't a sorosititue I don't know what is
She was about to go down when you guys iced me. Thanks bro
merry christmas to all and to all I give the mystery rash.
Also I just had a flash back ... He told me I have nice nipples and then asked me about yours..
I just fully woke up, never smoking that much weed again. I had stress dreams about your house being surrounded by a lake and we kept losing our cars in it.
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I just don't wanna be that girl with no ride and no pants
i just realized I haven't been laid all summer. So sad. What a waste of a perfectly good vagina.
If he comes over I probably get to fuck him and if he doesn't I don't have to pay him the $60 I owe him for weed. It's a win-win situation.
You had a good week dude, you bought a motorcycle and a beer bong with ur parents money, missed 2 classes, and ran from security twice, good first 2 days to college
I think the hamburger goblin stole my cigarettes. I left my purse behind her table and they're not in it now.
Do you think it's a bad sign of the outcome of the pregnancy test I'm about to take that I was eating a fudgsicle on the way into the drugstore? Would it make worse to tell you I also bought a big ass bag of Cornnuts?
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