I just put my retainer in and it tastes like weed
I'm high, and her 2,100 tagged pictures annoy me even MORE. I wish it had a google searchbar so I could type in "cleavage pics" to get to the point.
she said if I bought her franzia she would blow me, and she would fuck me if I splurged on martini and rossi. Franzia it is
Its official. Girls from Indiana do not give rim jobs.
He just referred to himself as a sharp shooter. I had sex with that.
If you hook up with your cousin you will permanently be my favorite person ever.
My fingers feel amazing. Their going like 100 MPH!!
HOLY SHIT. SHIT THAT IS HOLY. HOLY OF THE SHIT.
I'm currently being signed up to be painted nude for a college art class. ah yes best high decision ever
Things are very odd on my 29th hour of being awake. Thought there was a bird in my lecture hall and it was just a girl putting up her hair. What even
I know it's like I wanna bring somebody fun who I haven't drunkenly expressed my feelings for. Or hooked up with. It's a struggle.
I'm making mistakes. Coming up with girl now
I hate me. That girl was hiiiiideous.
I am the worst person to have nipple rings I'm hanging ornaments off of then and sending everyone a tits the season to be jolly
Do you know how hard it is to put a bandaid on a vagina?
I was gonna respond but i couldnt figure out a way to rearrange 'fuck his brains out' to sound grammatically correct
So you can now add nose to my list of places that cum has gone that it shouldn't...
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