You realize it's finals week?
Ya that's the school's fault. St. Patrick's day came first.
There needs to be waaaay more alcohol in my apartment if I am going to survive being unemployed
I'm gonna have to fantasize about her dying just to get off.
I just want to point out that nothing makes my hickie/hangover more obvious than sleeping in a scarf and sunglasses. nothing.
Definitely Got caught hugging a strangers tree last night with 5 others.
she got kicked out of the bar for shoving german chocolate cake in the bartenders face. we were there less than a minute
yeah we were the ones eating jello shots out of the back of a jeep in the bar parking lot
Lets just say...I plan on being a bigger shitshow than Miley Cyrus at the VMA'S
I've never had someone so bad at kissing. It was like he was trying to block my airway with his tongue and he succeeded...
She called and said her prescription was refilled. I guess we are dating again.
I think I got a sinus infection from puking out my nose on st. Patricks day #thisis26
If my emotions are below a 3 or above a 7, I'm crying
Tbh I would eat a grilled cheese off your dick.
Wait. How did I get engaged last night?
Spotify says I’m in the top 1% of Indigo Girls fans worldwide. Didn’t know I would peak this early.
Aren’t you trying to seem...less lesbian?
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