Do you think they'll have a special part during the BET awards for Michael Jackson even though he turned white?
you proceeded to suck on ur pinkie saying it reminded you of chris and you wanted him badly
I really couldn't tell if she was disgusted with the fact that I yacked on her shoes, or if she was about to do the same to me.
so not only am i rooming with two chicks on the volleyball team, but we just put down the deposit on a hot tub. this is going to be the best summer ever for my dick.
im so proud of her that she got shit faced finally. This must be what it feels like to see you kids get their diploma or some shit.
Dude she said she'd let me snort a line off her ass now I just have to wait for them to break up
First roommate to find me and dance with me will live. Battle Royale.
I asked him why he was eating an entire can of refried beans, the only answer I got was "revenge"
He's unconstrained by sanity, physics, or his liver.
So why exactly are your shoes in my freezer?
There is a couple fucking in the outback bathroom and at first I thought it was sick but than I remembered my Outback fantasy with you and decided I can't pass judgements.
its 2pm and were already starting beer pong...its gonna be a good night
I hope that will b the last time i take off my pants in the chemistry building.
The lady at the liquor store in my hometown just gave ran around the corner and gave me a hug when I came back from being gone for a couple months. My life is complete.
I know you think you’re ready to graduate but just keep these things in mind: taxes, I get up at 5 AM every morning, I have to buy vegetables when I go grocery shopping, and I can’t wear sweat pants to work. Take that victory lap and enjoy the sweat pants and bar hopping because it goes downhill real quick.
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