ur plase or mine? lol
well if you don't learn how to spell, you may be at your place and I'll be at mine.
Im watching hello kitty on qvc debating if its a good idea to cook bagel bites on my space heater
Let's put it this way, it's 9am and that box of wine looks like the cure
Just made nachos out of string cheese and sunchips and laying in my bed watching babay einstion..get on my level
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Dude, the cops never think it's as funny as you do.
I was desperate so I downed my birth control with balsamic vinaigrette...
what is the most politically correct way to ask if he still hangs out with the guy that has blue hair and make meth in his car?
I think rescheduling my finals around when Im going to be hungover is responsible
Im positive, your name was on my abdomen, Im pretty sure thats solid evidence
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It's nights like those I refer to my life motto: You can't be just friends with someone after you've seen their genitals.
She bought my penis dinner and beer last night. Her words
Is this the guy that did shots off my ass at the beach? Haha
My hands are stained pink. I look like I fisted a muppet.
how do you casually eat pancakes with someone after they send you an unsolicited dick pic?
you don't. it's the point of no return for pancake enjoyment.
Phone keeps correcting good morning to "food moaning" and I like the way it thinks.