I would say the hottest chick there looked like Susan Boyle and the ugliest like Bea Arthur
Nice use of current day folklore
i was unsuccessful, further solidifying for me that girls should not masturbate.
Did you know that when you swallow it's like 60 calories!?
That's okay, it's all protein anyway.
2 v-cards in one night. impossible is nothing.
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I'm not really sure how I got home, but judging by this headache, i'm assuming it involved bourbon.
fuck your need to drink for whitney a thousand times last night.
I woke up on your bathroom floor, i used your towel I found laying on the floor as a cape to get to your bed. I thought it would help me walk straight if I looked like a superhero
This is America. Deny every slut accusation or own up to it
Going to a professional golf course at 2am to throw the flag poles like javelins
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After hearing her fall down in the shower for the third time, I decided to go check on her.
Dude, I puked in the stall for God knows how long. Halfway through, a kid sits down in the stall next to me and starts jacking off, i heard the porn on his phone and everything. so FYI, the middle stall is where good nights go to die
From one hot mess to another... Get it together.
I don't care what you say, the fact that he's a drag queen with the same shoe size as me is reason enough to date him
he couldn't get a boner so he asked me to sing you shook me all night long to his penis. I think it was weirder that it actually worked
Let's just say his oral game was lacking. Hell, lacking is too nice of a word to describe it.