I dint menn to makr ut w brtendr
U lft me at bar, no cassh for cab, may have slept with bartender
it's business casual sex. like no kissing, shake hands after, occasional frequency
apparently he thought telling me 'the weasel wants to come out to play' would somehow convince me to go down on him
If this wasn't a work function my tits would be out already.
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You may have cured my horniness. I feel like my libido just got shat on by kittens who live on an enchanted rainbow.
i just remember explaining why my socks were better than everyone elses.
Note to self... Do not stick your head in a can of paint and try to paint the walls green with your hair
My unemployment came through so I'd like to thank the taxpayers of Utah in advance for my level of intoxication this weekend
Oddly enough, the sex change dream i had made me miss you more.
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When you're really drunk, Japanese toilets just have an unnecessary amount of buttons.
He just yells "mush!" as they're having sex.
Also, there's definitely not a non-hilarious way to ask to stick something up your butt.
When dealing with embarassing medical issues, don't you want your brother's wife to be the one fishing around up your ass?
He obv doesn't know that telling a woman to chill will get him murdered
Really this has to stop, if they get any younger we will be breaking the law