so i woke up thsi morning with a phadora on my head, no shirt and a huge hangover? want to help me figure this out?
Anthony wouldn't know good sex if it sat on his face
do people really wait til 5 oclock to start drinking in real life?
Well then I realized I had a bigger problem when I woke up a long board.
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i just declared my major based on how close the department building was to our apartment. laziness has been brought to a new level
I just realised I've never been sober in my apartment
fun fact #6 about tuesday nights: giving head with two 40s taped to your hands is not as easy as you would think
Just called the consul general of France "dude"
They were scared I was going to get lost last night so they dressed me up as Waldo so someone would always find me.
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Thank you contacting dial-a-boner. Currently, our boner is on a run to service another client. You can either wait 2 hours for service, or share concurrent service with the current client.
"I'm 95% straight," he says. Cut to him on his knees...by far the most beautiful guy I've ever fucked.
I asked her if she could eat some Doritos so when we made out it would taste awesome
I am descending into that finals week rage fueled by ramen, mountain dew and bad sex is what's up.
If I die on my walk home, please come claim the body. There is $30 in my left shoe for you....for pizza
You've hit rock bottom, swam around the ocean floor, and brought back silverware from the titanic.
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