It's not real sex if he's just convulsing inside of you.
will power is for people who don't want to get laid
8am blowjobs give a whole new meaning to morning breath..
just prayed to lady gaga in hopes it will help me pass my fashion merchandising final...what is my life?
Sober January is a disaster.
Is it cheating if its a threesome? This is more like a party game than infidelity.
It sounds like I am drunk, but I am not. I just have a concussion.
I stuck my fake eyelashes to his balls after he passed out.
The airport has the best people watching and munches... It should be a destination drinking location
On Wednesday I'm putting wine in a water bottle and crashing Margaret thatchers funeral
I knew full well that at some point during the night my penis would be out with this costume choice
Ive realized that in order for me to understand math, my professor has to be hot.
Can I make sure all my sluttiness goes to you when I die? You're the only person I know who'll make use of it
We have been dating for 5 months. I'm friends with his sister. Yet my number in his phone is still saved as "hot bartender"
woke up between a girl's legs. make your own conclusion.
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