Bullshit. I know you're watching The Dog Whisperer
That Cesar Milan is captivating
I just shaved my legs while pooping. classy or trashy?
talent.
If you don't sleep with him after showing him your thong with the bow, I am no longer on your side.
Let's create a 16 and pregnant drinking game
Suuuuuuper drunk and just sang fuck her gently to the chiminea. I'm in bad shape.
so far I've only met her once and hung out one other time. Up to 5 BJs already. That's serious efficiency.
Some cougar Brit said she loved me. America is bouncing back.
He told me to be careful with the shrooms because he mostly had caps left. He sounded apologetic but that's the best news all week.
It's like "hey I give your roommate blowjobs twice a week, want to connect on LinkedIn?"
Gotta wait until my full time offer is confirmed before I try to fuck the mid level manager
A boy in some branch of the military kissed me I think I'm going through an American sniper phase
I wrote him a note at the end of the final. I'm hoping I can flirt my way in to an A or B
who gets drunk at chipotle by noon and then gets kicked out? this chick.
I’m literally naked drinking a beer and I gotta leave in 6 minutes for work lol
when you come over can you bring tequila and my birth control? Thanks girl!
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