i need a penis for penetration, you wont do.
oh yeah... my b.
What time are you coming? Can you stop and get mouse traps and trojans?
You have mice?
no why?
It was like his mom forgot to breastfeed him and he was making up for lost time.
they were just spraying pledge on themselves and calling it lemon cologne.
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she requested me as her brother on facebook.... biggest. letdown. ever.
She just took the bottle of jager to the bathroom and locked the door. Now I hear the water running..if the house floods she's paying for it
You wouldn't know anything about the tooth on ice in my freezer would you?
Just got judged by the front desk clerk, 2 maids and a security guard at the Sheraton. I've decided to use this as a character building experience.
Our brains have an emergency blowjob override switch. You saw proof tonight.
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How are you going to come here and fuck on our couch ? That's everyones couch
pretty sure I just got a "sorry I have a new boyfriend" blow job. Confused, but totally ok with it.
You declared war on your ex and then had sex with who you thought was her sister. No one knows who she was but we think your dick might be in danger.
I've been here for three hours and I am already feeling sorry for whatever offspring i will indefinitely produce in this place.
I pray for you bro.
He told me my outfit made me look like a twelve year old then proceeded with "but you don't look like a whore"
He told me was "pretty like the wife in some movie where the husband is a cheater." I think I'm gonna fuck him.
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