Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
I didn't think it was possible for the human body to be physically dependant on weed until I moved in with this kid
he was CRYING into my vagina
The guy I wanted to make out with just got beat up, let's roll.
You were outside the bathroom the gay guy was puking in, screaming "IT GETS BETTER!" over and over again. Good message, poor execution.
Did you just say he wants to put a baby inside me?
I opened up my wallet and it was filled with puke.
I just want a pillowcase full of fast food so I can eat and sleep this hangover away
its amazing there are so many photos of me and him separately, since most of that party time was spent sneaking away to fuck upstairs...
IF I CAN STICK YOUR DICK IN MY MOUTH, I CAN STICK MY GUM ON YOUR NIGHTSTAND.
The cab driver is now flexing at a red light...
Does this mean I don't have to apologize for launching about 20 bead necklaces at you from the balcony?
Dude, I puked in the stall for God knows how long. Halfway through, a kid sits down in the stall next to me and starts jacking off, i heard the porn on his phone and everything. so FYI, the middle stall is where good nights go to die
I'm about to take my 7th shot and I have to to go to dinner with my grandma in an half hour. What is my life.
I feel awful. The bartender added me on Facebook and there's chips all over the bathroom floor
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