now I regret adding my aunt on facebook. she remnded me today on my wall about the importance of checking my stools for blood since I have diaherria.
Just got the orientation leader spot. For the first two days, I will be one of the best looking guys on campus. The freshman girls will be so disappointed they settled for me when everyone else comes back.
I have started doing my homework in bars. It just feels right.
Puked in the hotel lobby and just kept walking. I love mardi GRAS.
i am one more weekend without sex away from dosing him with viagra and locking ourselves into a closet.
Heard in class today that they replaced our carpet in last years apartment because they couldn't get the smell out, dude we smoked way to much pot last year.
No, she isn't nearly as crazy as the girl who wanted to wear a vial of my semen as a necklace.
We have a bucket list tonight. Not done yet. Gotta climb a building
Goddamnit Shari. He's not called Pencil Dick because he's good a sketching...
Stop jerking off to vines my recommended list on YouTube is getting weird.
Cheese, the small of a woman's back, the universe, mountains, vampiric demons, sleep, and dreams.
What type of bandaid should I use on my clit
Guy from the bar last night left his number on my waterbill on the counter, at the bottom he put don't forget I can hook you up at Little Caesars I work their part time.
You sure know how to pick em.
Had sex on your trumpet just an fyi.
I called him Oliver all night
His name is Brandon
Dude... Those don't even start with the same letter...
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