If my boyfriend wants to eat his own jizz after masturbating, what does that make him?
I managed to throw up 90 feet under water, just removed my breathing tube, puked, put it back in. All inclusive is the way to go.
There's a naked kid on the floor on your side of the bed. Don't freak out when you wake up. I think we need to fix the lock on the door...
I just need to repress my desire to share my impressive chugging abilities with the world and I won't black out so much
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She saves ONE person's life while blacked out and now she's positive anything can be done "while fucking hammered"
THE ALMIGHTY HAS FALLEN DRUNKENLY OFF HIS HIGH HORSE AND INTO HOLLY'S VAGINA
Last night at the bar you we're seriously going up to people and pushing through them like they were bowling pins and you were a bowling ball
So apparently I initiate sex in my sleep
I have experienced an excessively hairy ballsack in my mouth...and it was horrifying. I keep feeling it in my mouth now. It's like hairy ball PTSD.
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I don't need to marry the guy. I just need some filthy, shameful wish fulfillment sex and then live out the rest of my life on the bean farm.
I cant go through life without knowing what ginger pubes actually look like
I just wanna inform you guys that the first pregnancy scare of 2016 is over...
So I love answering sex questions in intimate relationships class on a clicker when im sitting next to my cousin..
Great, now I'm picturing myself as a fucking garden gnome
You started singing Baby Shark, screamed you have no idea how it goes, then somehow turned the beat into Bohemian Rhapsody
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