Just because you were able to pour the entire bottle of wine into 2 glasses does not mean you took it easy last night.
Disregard that. She just puked into her boot and started screaming.
you should break up with her....give her the gift of reality
Ye. Looking like it's about to be one of those mythical responsible weekends
We need to get her a baby shower present. And no, a blow up sex doll with her dead boyfriends picture stuck to it, is not appropriate.
Dude you went around coming up behind people and whispering in their ears. I dont know what you said but they looked terrified when you left.
It's only slutty if you don't have his number. Unless there's a full moon. Then anything goes.
You can fuck me but I'm keeping my parka on.
I'm gonna write a book one day about how to be the less attractive person girls settle for after getting dumped. I will send you a copy
We're all just looking at each other quietly, hoping that no one brings up last nights shenanigans.
All you had to say was "damn dude that looks fun, I miss ice fishing." But you sent a picture of poop. Classy
sitting in the kitchen naked and eating stirfry, random dude left my room saying thanks and gave me a bottle of wine. explain...
I'll pass on that plan. The lack of my penis in new vaginas is no where on the itinerary.
I JUST REALIZED THAT SINCE LEIA IS TECHNICALLY A PRINCESS AND KYLO REN IS HER SON AND STAR WARS IS OWNED BY DISNEY...KYLO REN IS LITERALLY A DISNEY PRINCE.
Oh my Gods. Why. Why did you have to tell me that. D:
SO YOU CAN SUFFER HAVING THAT KNOWLEDGE TOO.
I just got the high sucked out of me. Fuck.
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