he whispered in my ear that he would be upstairs and i should come up. i stayed downstairs. he came back down and repeated to whisper in my ear. this happened about 5 times until he passed out.
At least we don't have one night stands
True that. We sink our claws in our men.
after we had sex he went grocery shopping. at 6 am. i've never been more confused in my life
knew it was a bad idea. the look she gave me when i left her roommates bedroom in the morning really illustrated that.
I mean, how many people can say they helped surgically remove something from their body? Other than the guy that got his hand stuck under a rock and cut it off. Doesn't count
The first aid guy just told us to go get hammered...I'm taking his advice
Solid teamwork gives us a good shout of both bringing home trophy cougs
Believe me. As soon as the boss man is out the door. I am on my way to wow your vagina with my horse-like attributes.
I think I ate my cheesy fiesta potatoes cup.
I need to stop ravaging the freshman dorm like a virginity-snatching dragon.
We called dibs on each other's genitals. That bond is unbreakable.
I mean I feel like if you explain to the emoji app company that your friend got plastered and fell to the ground and is trying to scheme her way back to normal life and get her dignity back they would understand just how necessary it is to have a fingers crossed emoji...
Yeah I had this grand plan to bring flaming dr pepper shots to some girls and say "these shots are hot, but not as hot as you" but instead I lit the bar on fire
He posted a picture from Senor Frogs. I don't remember where that bikini came from and my sombrero is PERPENDICULAR. Safe to say it was one hell of a day
I don't know, all I remember is waking up at 4 in the morning to him going down on me.
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